Can you guess the real names of this news team?
Tony Partisan |
Pamela Martinbrain |
Bill God |
Keith Boldshit |
On-the-john Daily |
Harvey Overfed |
Phlegm Chapel |
Jas Wholehole |
Cathurine Poop |
Jill Krap |
Catherine Noheart |
Deborera Hopeless |
Zap Spender |
Wayne Talks |
Squire Bones |
Here are your clues:
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If they come to your door then you may as well commit suicide. They don't care how much harm that they bring to others. Their only concern is for their ratings so they can earn more money and be rewarded with influential power.
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They prey on provincial politicians of British Columbia -- especially premiers, and cabinet ministers. They have brought the past 3 premiers of B.C. to resign and are working on candidates
for the premier post. They are definitely pro right-wing but if there is insufficient fodder of dirty laundry they will attack a
right-wing politician. They are ready and willing to pounce on the Leader of the Opposition if he should become premier.
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They know how to make a mountain out of a molehill and get away with it. Anything that doesn't sit well with the general public is their game. They are relentless, ruthless and despicable in their
reporting and editing.
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They make people look like scumbags, but it is they that are
the scumbags.
They act as though they are the elected ones. They think they are more influential than Conrad Black. They are falling from grace. They are burning their credibility at both ends of the
WICk.
A Darwin
Bedford Commentary
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